The boy asks hey grandpa, can i have a sip of your beer? Again the boy replies no grandpa it's still too short, and the grandpa says, Then you can't have any of my beer.
The next day, the boy's mom made him some cookies, and the grandpa walks in and says, hey kid can i have one of those cookies?
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A little boy sees his grandpa smoking a cigar, the boy says, hey grandpa can i have a puff of that cigar, the grandpa asks, can your dick touch your asshole, and the boy says no grandpa its to short, so the grandpa says then you cant have any of my cigar. Butt jokes. Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread em? Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion". Are you from the ghetto cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass. Does your ass have a number because its calling me. They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass Are you from Mars beucase your ass is out of this world. Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long.
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